Holy Crap! I'm in Taiwan. The flight was grueling and smelly as expected. I got in early and had to kill a few hours before checking in. I bought an English paper and a Starbucks coffee without problem. I was very proud of myself. I killed time picking random places out of the Lonely Planet guide and trying to find them. I had an interesting dinner of something that resembled Sesame Chicken, but it was very pink and full of cartlidge I think. Also found myself in a bit of a red light district and got suckered into sitting in a bar with a much older woman dressed in a heavy overcoat. She tried to steal my hat, and I had the most expensive Budweiser I've ever had before I escaped and retreated back to my hotel.