Marcus Long nearly died
// 15 Jan 03 // 12:26
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Marcus Long nearly died three times last year. After a routine procedure on his bladder, doctors diagnosed the 61-year-old with cancer of the brain, colon, lung and spine. He survived brain and back radiation treatment and chemotherapy -- but he barely survived a McDonald's breakfast burrito, says his wife, Elaine Long.
Marcus and Elaine are alleging that a McBurrito was so oversaturated with black pepper that it caused Marcus to have two months of daily nosebleeds, an infection in his mouth and possible damage to his vocal chords.
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Yeah. Because when you got the cancer, you want to fuel up on all the McDonalds Breakfast Burritos you can.
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