The all-knowing Oracle of Starbucks
Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: Ass-clown

You tell people that you're an executive at your company. You think that your repeated references to being "addicted" to caffeine make you seem intriguing and dangerous. People think you're a sucker because you spend 60% of your annual income at Starbucks. Everyone who drinks venti house ends up addicted to crack.

Also drinks: Zima
Can also be found at: Karaoke bars