drunk bastards.

True Stories of St. Patrick's Day:

The Scene
Outside of the deli where I'm eating lunch.

The Players
Fraction
Drunk Bastard 1
Drunk Bastard 2

FRACTION sits eating his lunch. Two DRUNK BASTARDS stagger by, scraping a cooler on the sidewalk between them as they go.

DRUNK BASTARD 1: Shlow down... imma big fat fuck an' i can't move that fasht.

DRUNK BASTARD 2: I can move fasht. I run every day.

DRUNK BASTARD 1: I can't run.

DRUNK BASTARD 2 (pointing at FRACTION): Look at that guy. He runsh every day.

DRUNK BASTARD (to FRACTION): Congratulationsh, motherfucker.

EXIT the DRUNK BASTARDS.

SCENE.