Takashi Miike:

""Listen, the film is about..."

That phrase makes me sick. I enjoy making movies, but not like people who describe themselves as filmmakers. The fact that I'm apparently also one of those filmmakers makes me sick, too. It causes pus, which looks like sperm and smells like starch, to fill the crevices of my frontal lobe, turning me into a wonderful lobotomy patient. So that's why i'm a maniac when I make movies. Shoot! Don't fucking talk to me! Shoot!!"