But it had a banana seat and everything.
// 13 Nov 03 // 4:18
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#124 Man Drowns Self in Cesspool Over Missing Bike
Thu November 13, 2003 09:06 AM ET
DAR ES SALAAM (Reuters) - A Tanzanian who thought his boss's bicycle had been stolen while in his care killed himself by diving into a cesspit -- only for a friend to return the bike a little later, a newspaper said Thursday.
Samuel Boniface, 20, committed suicide Tuesday after telling his employer the bicycle had gone missing, police in Dar es Salaam told the Daily Times.
Shortly after his body was found floating in the cesspool, his friend returned the bicycle, saying he had borrowed it.
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