We're gonna ride our bicycles,
We're gonna go and have some fun,
We're gonna fill our hearts with love,
When we ride our bicycles.

Let's watch the kids go to their fate,
They'll disappear into the woods,
It'll be days before they're found,
Cornjob will be blamed.

Why must we sing this stupid song?
It's getting really annoying,
We apologize for its length,
We are filled with shame.