Amazon customer reviews of MY PET GOAT, the book George W. Bush was reading to that elementary school on 9-11:

I like goats. They make me smile. No one misunderestimates goats, especially hero goats. No one makes mean mean movies about hero goats. That part made me cry, but uncle Dickie said everythings going to be alright. The hero goat helps me come up with all sorts of strategery.

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I do not recommend this book to the American people. It perplexed me so much, I was unable to think clearly and was puzzled for weeks afterward. Finally, I just tried to forget about it.

I still don't get the part of the goat exactly.

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I'm sure historians will look back and say, gosh, the goat could've done it better this way or that way. You know, I just - I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this book review, with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn't yet.

The goat would've gone into Afghanistan the way he went into Afghanistan. Even knowing what he knows today about the stockpiles of weapons, the goat still would've called upon the world to deal with Saddam Hussein...

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I like reading about goats. Especially "the pet goat."

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And on and on. Cheap shots? Sure, but funny.

(via MeFi.)