The CIA says it's unwinnable, the UN says it's illegal and Bush, undeterred by uppity blue-state bitches says that "Freedom is on the march."

Thank god the race tightened back up and everybody can ease up on the suicide watch, yeah?

Oh, and a judge orders all of Bush's records released, the Valerie Plame Leaker decided to out themselves and the New York Times' #1 rush-to-war cheerleader Judith Miller is being compelled to testify.

So, you know, today could've been worse.