I need help.

There's a song called, I believe, "Sweet Sixteen" or a variation thereof. It is not by Hillary Duff, Chuck Berry, Neil Sedaka, Destiny's Child, Charlie Somethingborough, Iggy Pop, or Billy Idol.

I remember hearing a tape with more hiss than music from bad and dented speakers in a flophouse kitchen. it's a guy and a piano.

These are the lyrics i remember:

It's great to be a child
crazy running wild
burning up the road with gasoline
(something something something)
we're juvenile delinquents
we can't get arrested 'cause we're sweet sixteen

i'm a real gone commando
just like marlon brando
my black leather jacket's real keen
(blah de blah de blah blah)
(blahblah de blah de blah blah)
you can't arrested when you're sweet sixteen

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not much, i know. oh! later i think there's a line that's like "i'm gonna get my zip-gun."

Vinnie? Anybody? Help. It's driving me fucking NUTS, and I want a copy badly.

to me, my x-men!