your pal and mine xtop fouettés into his thirtieth year of life today.

Please contact him at the Temple Bar Hotel in Dublin, Ireland, asking for Christopher Sebela's room:

+353 (0)1 6773088

and tell him yourself how much you wish him a happy birthday by sending any of these coded messages:

"If you wanna talk to me, then shut your fuckin' mouth."

"Okay, Julie. Okay, Mabel. Okay, Alice. Sally June Abigail May, this is just to much!"

and lastly,

"I am the human race!"

He'll know what you mean, and he'll appreciate the effort.

Happy Birthday, Jerk.

EDIT:

Xtop is NOT at that hotel. Quoth The Birthday Boy, "Hotels.com fucked me." So... yeah. Ixnay the allingcay. More info as we here at the thoughtpeach.com support team receive it.

EDIT EDIT:

+353 (1) 6708122

Room 408.

w00t