Hi i'm back--

Kola Boof is an African woman novelist poet and the author of an autobigoraphy called DIARY OF A LOST GIRL.

She has written for NBC's DAYS OF OUR LIVES.

She was Osama Bin Laden's girlfriend omg omg:

He would humiliate me by making me dance naked. It was such a strange thing, because for the most part he believed music was evil. If a guest at the estate played music, he would cover his ears until the "poison" was silenced. But other times he would become this devout party boy who wanted to hear Van Halen or some B-52's. To this day I hear the song "Rock Lobster" in my sleep. I would be jerking around like a white girl-- "Dance like a Caucasoid gilr!" he would say-- and his eyes would track me from one side of the terrace to the other.