Look: if the St. Louis Carinals get into, and then win, the World Series, it'd be like finding out your mom blew Hitler at a party once, but only because she was really wasted and needed a ride home.

And Hitler was all like, well, baby, what are you gonna do for me? and totally played the gas, grass, or ass card, and your mom was like, fuck it, I'm wasted and I just want to get home. So she blows Hitler. And now you find out about it.

That's what a Cardinals victory will feel like.

LET'S GO METS!