Look, I don't give a fuck-- I love Ninja Warrior. Or Sasuke if you prefer.

Bunpei Shiratori is my favorite. Whenever he's on I scream KYLE MACLACHLAN** like I imagine Mako would scream it. That is-- WITH INTENSITY. With EMOTIONAL CONTENT.

KYLE MACLACHLAN!!

Like that.

He is my favorite. This is my favorite show. If only David Milch did the color commentary, it would be the most perfect television ever.

** This is because of his very slight resemblance to actor Kyle MacLachlan.