Okay, great, David Lynch and Werner Herzog are teaming up to make "a horror-tinged murder drama... loosely based on the true story of a San Diego man who acts out a Sophocles play in his mind and kills his mother with a sword." Suresure, sold.

But what's this, buried at the end?

"In a separate development, Lynch's Absurda production company has attached Asia Argento and Udo Kier to star with Nick Nolte in Alejandro Jodorowsky's metaphysical gangster movie "King Shot."

Tomorrow, go out and high-five a total stranger in celebration.